Saturday, 13 June 2009
OK fine i was kidding about the whole genius thing. Even thought i am that smart i would never brag about it. OK you caught me again, I am no genius :( so i think that my question of the day about the whole Giraffe thing was so funny. oh wait i forgot that some of you don't know the answer so you don't get it. Hmmmmm... should i tell you right now? I will because i just cant hold it in any longer.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put it in, close the door
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? You open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door.
All of the animals go to a meeting for the Lion King. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal doesn't come? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator.
You come to a river that alligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get across? Swim, all the alligators are at the meeting.
Haha wasn't that fun?! well i thought it was anyway. Let me tell everyone about my babysitting experience yesterday. First off I'm going to say that this all lasted only 1 hour and they have two kids. One is 6 and one is like 4. So first the kids dad came to pick me up and as we were driving to their house the kids were absolutely silent. I'm talking no noise no nothing! And I would ask them how their summer is going and they would just ignore me. So Adam (The dad) was like "Oh don't worry, they will be shy for like 3 minutes and then they'll warm up to you". well he was right about that because as soon as we got into the house and Adam left they started pulling me around showing me EVERYTHING! The girl whose name is Gia started to play the piano and show me her tea sets and the boy, Holden, showed me Gia's garden. Which by the way had no plants in it. So then I see all of these comic Books and I'm thinking "Whose are those?" So I ask them and Gia is like "Oh those are mine." The girl who is wearing a skirt, has a purple and pink room (Which is full of princesses and fairies) and has her own GARDEN, is showing me her comic books about the Teen Titans. And then she asks if we can PLAY teen tightens. So I'm this girl called StarFire, Shes a girl called Raven, and Holden is BeastBoy. So we pretend that there are a bunch of problems in the city and we have to fix them. Then we find out that the cause of all these catastrophes are some giant crabs. So what do you do to kill a bunch of giant crabs? Well you make poison of course! (Which consists of black paint, carrots, onions, toxic waste, and olive oil). So we sent all of the people on earth to a different planet (so they would be safe) and poured this poison onto the evil crabs. Then their mom got home and they were like "Cant we just finish our game?" And i was thinking "Say no, Please say no!" But of course she was like, "sure". Finally i called my mom to have her come pick me up. And not that I'm complaining or anything but guess how muck money i got for this? 6 Dollars. I think I'll go bye a pack of gum with that.
~A
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put it in, close the door
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? You open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door.
All of the animals go to a meeting for the Lion King. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal doesn't come? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator.
You come to a river that alligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get across? Swim, all the alligators are at the meeting.
Haha wasn't that fun?! well i thought it was anyway. Let me tell everyone about my babysitting experience yesterday. First off I'm going to say that this all lasted only 1 hour and they have two kids. One is 6 and one is like 4. So first the kids dad came to pick me up and as we were driving to their house the kids were absolutely silent. I'm talking no noise no nothing! And I would ask them how their summer is going and they would just ignore me. So Adam (The dad) was like "Oh don't worry, they will be shy for like 3 minutes and then they'll warm up to you". well he was right about that because as soon as we got into the house and Adam left they started pulling me around showing me EVERYTHING! The girl whose name is Gia started to play the piano and show me her tea sets and the boy, Holden, showed me Gia's garden. Which by the way had no plants in it. So then I see all of these comic Books and I'm thinking "Whose are those?" So I ask them and Gia is like "Oh those are mine." The girl who is wearing a skirt, has a purple and pink room (Which is full of princesses and fairies) and has her own GARDEN, is showing me her comic books about the Teen Titans. And then she asks if we can PLAY teen tightens. So I'm this girl called StarFire, Shes a girl called Raven, and Holden is BeastBoy. So we pretend that there are a bunch of problems in the city and we have to fix them. Then we find out that the cause of all these catastrophes are some giant crabs. So what do you do to kill a bunch of giant crabs? Well you make poison of course! (Which consists of black paint, carrots, onions, toxic waste, and olive oil). So we sent all of the people on earth to a different planet (so they would be safe) and poured this poison onto the evil crabs. Then their mom got home and they were like "Cant we just finish our game?" And i was thinking "Say no, Please say no!" But of course she was like, "sure". Finally i called my mom to have her come pick me up. And not that I'm complaining or anything but guess how muck money i got for this? 6 Dollars. I think I'll go bye a pack of gum with that.
~A
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
Wow darlin.... that really is something!
STOP TAKING STERLING OFF MY DOOR!!!!!
haha jk jk :)
Love the poison.... glad you were part of saving the world!
That sounds like a buncha fun, but 6 bucks SUCKS.
Ha ha I rhymed...
I used to have this family that ALWAYS said they'd be home at 11, then they'd come home at 1 or 2, and of course they'd be drinking, so they'd pay me extra for working over time, and a little extra because they were a tad tipsy.
Like a night that I'm supposed ot earn 40 I end up with 60.
THAT'S the life.
teen titans! those were the good old days =)
by the way, your cookies for our picnic was AAAMMMMMAAAAZZZZIIINNNNNGGG! i ate like 4, thanks a lot sydney!!
Post a Comment