Thursday, 28 May 2009
MORE THINKING QUESTIONS!!!!
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why is a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
(This ones for A... why cant A write/read romance novels?)
~A&A
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before i answer the questions ma yi say that these questions are getting way too hard!! so anyway here goes:
1. they put locks on the door cuz what if the one guy who was workin there really had to go potty but the toilet in the 7-11 was backed up from too many duties so he had to run outside and become a nature boy but there was a robber hangin out by the door and the worker didnt want anything stolen so he had to lock the door real quick before he left.
2.well this one has a story to go with it: once there were to brothers named fat and slim chance but they were both very unlucky with the ladies and never had a chance with them. so whenever they asked a girl out she was like "Fat Chance? Me, go out with Fat Chance?" but then it was to long and they got tired of saying the question mark sound with it so they just shortened it to "Fat Chance". oh and it was athe same with Slim too.
3. the same way with normal ink silly! invisible ink isnt invisible when u write with it! it just turns invisible when it dries!
4. well obviously a man is much different than a guy cuz a man is only a man and when people hear that they picture an old man (not guy) with glasses and a long white beard like Albus Dumbledore. A guy reminds people of just somethin like "oh look its a bunch a guys chillin in the parking lot drinkin some beer! chug it chug it!" then the guy is like no way dude! i am too wise for that but then he just chugs it anyway.
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!!!!
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