Sunday, 31 May 2009
Ok so whoever anonymous i'd like to tell you that you got the question about the carnaval correct! Good job, so heres another one for ya-
A certain large animal lives happily and thrives here on Earth. One day, every single one of these critters is wiped out by a mysterious disease which affects only this particular animal. There are none left anywhere on earth - they are all gone. About a year or so later, they begin to reappear on Earth again. How can this be?
I was talking to a friend of mine and we got on the topic of sports. So i would like to ask you... which sport is better?
Soccer?
OR...
Basketball?
Tell us which one is your favorite and why! Cant wait to hear your answers!!
Saturday, 30 May 2009
Friday, 29 May 2009
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Ill give you the answer in a day or two!!!
Thursday, 28 May 2009
Ok, well, i absolutely love quotes! Here are some i thought either funny, cute, or awe-inspiring!
"Try not, do or do not. There is no try"
~Yoda (Jedi)
"A word to the wise aint necessary- It's the stupid ones that need the advice."
~Bill Cosby (Comedian)
"Always be a little bit kinder than necessary."
~ J.M. Barrie (Playwrite and author of Peter Pan)
"God gave us memory that we might have roses in December."
~J.M. Barrie
Can you tell I like J.M. Barrie? HAHA!
~A&A
MORE THINKING QUESTIONS!!!!
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why is a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
(This ones for A... why cant A write/read romance novels?)
~A&A
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
We thought these were hilarious and we wanted to share them! Hope you laugh as hard as we did!!! Feel free to comment and let us know which one is your favorite!!!
~A&A
And thank you to "annonymous" for telling us what you call a male ladybug: a laddiebug... we laughed so hard we thought we were going to pee our pants (and yes, thats the truth)
OK, so for all you you who read and/or answered the question about the oil here is the answer. first you fill the 3 gal pitcher to the top and pour it into the 5 gal pitcher. you now have 3 gallons in the 5 gal pitcher. fill the 3 gal pitcher again and pour it into the 5 gal until its full. you will have 1 gallon left in the 3 gal pitcher.
Now for the question of the day!!!
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I???
Scroll down for the answer.
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AN ONION!!!
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
WRITTEN BY ANNONYMOUS
suffering, from anguish, sorrow, defeat, I could see only one set of footprints.
you would walk with me always.But i noticed that during the most
trying periods of my life there have only been one set of prints in
the sand. Why, when i have needed you the most, have you not been
there for me?"
only one set of footprints, that, that is when I carried you."
Here are more questions to ponder for the day...
How important do you have to be before you're considered "assasinated" instead of just "murdered"?
Why do you put your "two cents in" but its only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where did the other penny go?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings just to put money in binoculars to look at everything on the ground?
Have fun pondering!!
~A&A
It has been raining quite a bit here lately and it's all wet. The grass is also very green. Since rain is my favorite smell, i would have to rate mowed grass as my second favorite. Kind of stupid, but there it is. Trip, Ace & Demo....
Sunday, 24 May 2009
Saturday, 23 May 2009
How come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?
As A said we went to an amusment park and it was so fun!!! I went on a rollercoaster that i had never been on before and it wasnt even that scary, but before i was freaking out! Here is a video that i got in an email, i promise that i dont think all blonds are stupid, i have some amazingly smart (Smarter then me even) blond friends. So enjoy!!!
I'll give you guyes the answer after a few days!
Friday, 22 May 2009
And for those of you who were with us:
"It's okay... just, put your head between you legs!"