BubbleTwins

Dear Mr. Christopher Columbus,

I would like to inform you that you are terribly misinformed about some things. As far as I can tell you did not "find" the new world. To find something, clearly, it must be lost in the first place. As far as I can tell North America wasn't lost, simply hiding. That, or the simple fact that you were all scared out of your wits that you would fall off the world. (Really?)
Also, what is now known as America wasn't in reality a new world. It wasn't a real world at all, just a place inside the world. It was just a hunk of rock that your little ship landed upon. I personally feel sorry for the people aboard, eating stale bread and having to put up with you.
The Indians (aka Native Americans) were here before and I find it quite rude that you didn't even ask them if they minded you trespassing on their lush green land with you diseases and smelly shipmates!
Well that is all, I hope you consider this and roll in your grave a couple times to get the blood flowing, you can get really stiff and even have blood clots from sitting in one position for so long! And if anyone asks, this letter was sent back in the 1400s.

Trip, Ace & Demo,

~Yours Truly

P.S. I needed to lighten my mood. Comments? Read Isaiah 50!